Offerings & Services$NuRuABQ

In addition to cash I take Gift Cards via email. 
Must be purchased in advance of service.

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Offerings &

  • incall –
    • $75/50 minutes  
    • $100/80 minutes

Nuru – total nude body to body – Because of the setup and clean up I will need a days notice. I only see established clients for this service. Please book a FBSM before this one.

I have to buy a new mattress so this service won’t be offered until April 2nd.

  • $200 hour

Therapeutics non-erotic –

This can include a combination of assisted yoga, Reiki, Craniosacral, breathing and pressure techniques.
  • incall –

    • $40 / 30 mins
    • $60 / 60 mins

    • $80 / 90 min

Kambo Frog Medicine –

$20  Please visit here for more information:

8 am – 9 pm.


I do outcalls for $60 extra. Service must be paid for in full via$NuRuABQ

Because people make false appointments I must request that you provide a phone # that can be associated with you via Google search, a copy of your DL or $25 deposit through$NuRuABQ.

Required ONLY for 1st time clients.

Saturn Astrology Birth Carts:

I am learning so I’ll do your’s for free. I just need your time/date/place of birth.


Q: Where are you located?

A: I am on Montgomery east of San Pedro. This is my residence.

Q: How do I book a session?

A: Text me ( preferred ) at 505 . 209 . 3309.

Q: Do you only accept cash?

A: I accept cash and at $NuRuABQ , emailed gift cards, and Bitcoin at 3CLFGjTp3aapHR4hyihDEZB46rB9h3KtxJ


Q: Do you screen your clients?

A: Yes, I do and feel free to screen me. I use my real name and you come to my real home. I have no wish to violate your privacy but I won’t risk my safety nor the dignity of my work. I don’t provide a sleazy service. My preferred way is for you to have a verified,, account or prepay a $25 deposit via $NuRuABQ.

Other options are:

  •  your Full Name and associated phone#, this must will be verified through a search or
  • a picture of your DL.


Q: Are you discreet?

A: I am a professional who provides a service. If you are being dishonest with someone that is your business not mine. Don’t burden me with your dishonesty and bad karma. I wouldn’t lie to my partner. I will refuse you as a client if things are too complicated. Keep It Simple Stupid is my motto.  😉

Q: Do you cater to fetish or kink?

A: No. This creates a low frequency soul by darkening the mind. Guard and love your soul, it’s of God and beautiful. Guard and love your body, it’s of God and a freaking miracle. YOU are of God and a miracle. I am of God and a miracle. Don’t let anyone tell you any different.

Q: Can you help with ED?

A: No. The cause of most cases of ED can’t be helped with prostate massage and include one or more of the following:

  • Porn
  • Food Pollution
  • Alcohol
  • Stress
  • Environmental Pollution
  • Genetic Disease
  • Medications
  • Low self esteem

On the positive, sensual touch can increase your ability to feel pleasure all over your body while you improve your health by lowering stress. A combination of sensual touch, meditation, and breathing can lead to non-ejaculatory orgasm though this takes practice, knowledge, and the high frequency of self-love.

I am against prostate massage because I have done them. Most people DO NOT enjoy having something inside their ass. Simultaneously, they have high expectations because of porn, movies, and charlatans advertising ED help and/or mind-blowing orgasms. In addition, sticking anything up your anus on the regular causes irreversible damage to your colon. Leaky anus, anyone? Did you know some of those porn stars have to have surgery on their colon from butt sex? Many normal people do as well. 

Prostate massage is being promoted to turn men onto sodomy NOT because it feels wonderful but because it creates emasculated, confused, low frequency men. While the anus and lower colon do have many nerve endings they are not pleasure centers unless you like pain. The anus and lower colon are major pain centers. It takes total submission to another HUMAN to get even a little bit of pleasure out of that kind of pain.

You can research this stuff for yourself. The anus was not designed for penetration. I’ll repeat, the anus was not designed for penetration. Let me reiterate, the anus was not designed for penetration. This is very basic knowledge. Those with many vices have few virtues.

Q: Why are you performing sensual massage if you are not open minded?

A: I am very open minded. I am also intelligent and have zero problems with reality. People need positive human touch. While, I believe that your life partner should be doing the touching, I can see that life partners are confused and not taking care of each other. Many of my clients are older and single. Most people will lose their minds without positive, caring human touch. Especially, sensual touch.

We are moving into the age of Aquarius. This is the age of you reap what you sow unlike the age Pisces which is the age of Grace. Because I try to keep myself at a higher vibration, I will neither lie to nor BS you. I certainly will not entertain anyone’s delusions.